What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Thank you.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

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Me : I don't drink

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : No

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Why did you choose not to join Mensa?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Sure.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

© you're so funny!

He : Then let's have some coffee

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?

He : I'm 24.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?

He : Tea ?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

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Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Do women really cheat more than men?

Me : Because it's month of August.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Do you think there will ever be a movie that features a line such as “You graduated at the top of your class in liberal arts, we need your help”?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.